is the male race? LOL. Imma do me until further notice 😘

rhod0dendron:

the most common misconception boys have about me is that i care about what they have to say

(via jumpandsplash)

1) “Do I look fat?”

2) *Holds up price tag* “How much is this?”

3) “Well, I won’t be shopping here anymore.” *Comes in the next day*

4) “I’m going to call customer service.”

5) *Tries to return shirt with giant stain* “I bought it like that.”

6) “I’ve worked in retail before, so I know your store policies aren’t right.”

7) *Calls store* “Do you have that white shirt I saw online?”

8) “What’s your email address?”

“No.”

9) “Hello!”

“Do you work here?”

10) *Removes sensors, scans, and bags customer’s 57 items*

“You know what? I changed my mind. Sorry! hehe”